Lemon

[lem-uh n] noun or adjective

Sour, sweet, tangy, zesty.

May sting the eye or tongue.

Spank

[spangk] verb

Can be naughty or nice.

May be used as punishment or for pleasure.

In other words, I’m just talking to myself 

I’m a mom, a friend, a twirly-whirling-bot, a writer, an athlete, a crazy lady, a choons consumer, a nail polish junkie, a science fiend, a fashion designer’n'luster’n'dissector, a street creep, a bitch, a Pisces and a total haute nerd. Basically, I don’t know who I am half the time hehe.

I’m a walking dichotomy, as invested in green practice n’preach as I am in consumerism, high heels vs. runners, career vs. exploration, fast ink vs. slow paint, hand sewn vs. sweat stitched, gourmet vs. fast snax, reality, science, philosophy and dreams.

Said, my time is a mess of matriarchy, passive-aggressive neo-magnanimous-feminism, creative endeavours, social gymnastics, physical challenges and liberalizing cerebral restraints.

And I don’t like this description anymore…

but I’m too lazy and busy to change it.

8 comments
  1. globetrotteri said:

    Hey Lady,

    Welcome to the world of WordPress and the wonderful world of blogging! I’m looking forward to all of your ‘Sarah-isms’ and I’m thankful that ‘my world’ has become a little bit bigger!

  2. Wendy said:

    Yay! Another blog!

    We HAVE to set a date, woman!

    xo WL

  3. A Lemon from a Different Mom…
    Good stuff on Harper

  4. Weird Witch Wendy said:

    i luv da lemon pic it awsme. rox my sox!!!
    Luv ya

    • thelemonspank said:

      hahaha, aw thanks :) I just stumbled on your work – it’s INCREDIBLE!

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