Belly button is turning inside out & the button itself is screamingly white while my belly is tanned from Jamaica. Looks like the tip of a balloon.
Have gained 14-lbs. Slap your mommas. It’s true.
On the street, everyone stares at my belly & I think it’s funny.
Feet feel swollen after a day in work shoes / heels. Time for more foot massages from hubby? I think so.
Wore maternity pants, first time. Felt like a total weirdo but they’re super comfortable. No unbuttoning or unzipping while sitting required.
Making noises like ‘ooof’ or ‘huffpt’ when I get up or down from couch. Completely beyond my control.
Tired all over again. Sleeeeep precious sleeeeeep.
Craving coffee (could just be effect from being tired). Went for decaf instead.