Bet you thought this was my Halloween costume right?
WRONG poopfaces, WRONG!!!
I chose to dress up as a prego lady with the flu, all disheveled and red-nosed (of course).
Why would I have gone as a pumpkin? That’s just weird.
Sure I’ve broken every commandment, I don’t follow the word or the path,
I don’t sport a particularly long beard or don flowing linen robes,
And it’s true, I sleep-in on Sundays…
I HATE BEING SICK and I’M PREGNANT.
Cut a sinner some slack…for the sake of the holy one inside me.
but listen up prophets,
I’ve never sacrificed a lamb or smited an evil-doer,
Shake yo stankfrankenass.
Crank your zombie ear to this: