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Bet you thought this was my Halloween costume right?

WRONG poopfaces, WRONG!!!

I chose to dress up as a prego lady with the flu, all disheveled and red-nosed (of course).

Psh.

Why would I have gone as a pumpkin? That’s just weird.

Sure I’ve broken every commandment,  I don’t follow the word or the path, 

I don’t sport a particularly long beard or don flowing linen robes,

And it’s true, I sleep-in on Sundays… 

I HATE BEING SICK and I’M PREGNANT.

Cut a sinner some slack…for the sake of the holy one inside me.

 

but listen up prophets,

I’ve never sacrificed a lamb or smited an evil-doer,