Lil-she-she & I will be getting the jet outta here & spreading ourselves around the homeslice from July 25-Aug 4. I make no promises to blog whilst busy dignifying, tottnobbing & queen waving. I also make no promises not to not blog. Not. Naught. Knots.
Do your best to stay placated, here are some suggestions of wacktivity ~
– clean your filthy stilettos with a toothbrush, then wear them out all lustrous-like
– rearrange your gitch drawer by flavor, via taste testing every pair
– paint one fingernail for every day I am away, all ten digits will be coloured by my return (*think advent nailpolishing*)
– write me a note describing your insatiable love for bruised knees & how you acquired said bruised knees
I might miss you. Like the smell of fine, fine diamonds.