Punch Me Panda, takin it like a pro

“Do you ever get so mad that you want to punch something? I’m here for you. My name is Punch Me Panda. If you find yourself frustrated, angry, or just had a bad day, I will come to your house, and you can punch me. I wear a chest protector, and you wear boxing gloves, so no one gets hurt. It costs one cent per punch. I am sympathetically masochistic, so you can hit me as hard as you can. Serving individuals and couples, one-time basis or continuous. Serving all Brooklyn only.”

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