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“I’m not an atheist and I don’t think I can call myself a pantheist. We are in the position of a little child entering a huge library filled with books in many different languages. The child knows someone must have written those books. It does not know how. The child dimly suspects a mysterious order in the arrangement of the books but doesn’t know what it is. That, it seems to me, is the attitude of even the most intelligent human being toward God.”

~ Albert Einstein

“Bacon is a zombie and a pirate and a monkey on the back of our recently collected imaginations. It is pliable and yet still frightening, like a sleep-walker you don’t want to wake for fear that they will die instantly; their brains imploding at the impossible transition. But we can harness bacon, and we have. We are in a Post-Food era, inventing heedlessly and needlessly.”

Read on….and witness the birth of the perfect man….a BACON MAN!


Since we last spoke about that all around family favourite………YES I DO MEAN BACON!

So what’s new & exciting from the pan-land of fine breakfast meat?

How about some Bacon-flavoured Jelly Beans (decoratively stored in a bacon-shaped collector’s tin):


As an après diner, clean your teeth with Bacon-flavoured dental floss:


After a good night’s sleep, awake to the fine taste of bacon in the morning, (while relaxing in bed), with the Wake n’Bacon ~ alarm clock and bacon cooker combo: