turning 31?
Certain celebrations require inebriations to lead to the creation of brain cell damnation and even appellation augmentation of oral experimentation for further affirmation of champagne affectation, pupil dilation, logic dissipation to Sunday relaxation, vegetation and promised obfuscation.
the lemonspank 
Hey sweetie. I hope it was a good one! I was thinking about you!
It was a gigantic alcoholic extravasquenga. I remember the first 3 hours …